I'm Going Slightly Mad When the outside temperature rises And the meaning is oh so clear One thougsand and one yellow daffodils Begin to dance in front of you – or dear Are then trying to tell you something? You're missing the one final skrew You're simple in the pink my dear To be honest you haven't got a clue I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened – happened It finally happened – ooh oh It finally happened – I'm slightly mad Oh dear! I'm one card short of a full deck I'm not quite the shilling One wave short of a shipwreck I'm not my usual top billing I'm coming down with a fever I'm really out to sea This kettle is boiling over I think I'm a banana tree Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened, happened It finally happened uh huh It finally happend I'm slightly mad – oh dear! I'm knitting with only one needle Unravelling fast its true I'm driving only three wheels these days But my dear how about you? I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened It finally happened oh yes It finally happened I'm slightly mad! Just very slightly mad! And there you have it!
